A collection of... Well... Funny shit I found on the internet. Oh, you think I should come up with a more clever title? Screw you. Who do I look like, Ernest Hemingway?
toad sounds like he has to put a lot of effort into making audible noises
"you’re all posers" i say to the models. they are very good at their job
my mom has been a cop for over 20 years and she is the one who constantly warns me about police aggression and young male cops and told me that if you’re ever alone on a rural road and a cop throws their lights on to put on your four ways and drive to the next gas station before stopping because so many cops are scum and it’s not worth the chance of getting hurt. the fact that SHE feels the need to tell me this shit scares me to death
You may have your doubts about Skyrim but just remember there’s a quest with a talking dog
do people realize by not starting gay weddings with, “queerly beloved” they’re missing a really good opportunity
"queerly beloved, we are gathered here togay"
Wait guys, before you get married, you must be enGAYged first yah know! An enGAYgment is important.